There was this irritating guy that kept flashing lights at me today. It's the same guy, who is always trying to be cheeky with me, tickling my rear. Just one day, let me give him a deep, clean, chunky piece out of his itchy hand.

And I just don't understand why those two-legged animals (with so much food and doesn't want to give them all out at once) kept asking me the same question day in and out... can't they ask a different question? Boring! Anyway, they seem to like it when we rub against them. It seldom fails to lure the food out of their secret storage. Those stingy and greedy bunch of mammals. That's why they don't have our respect. As long as I have my stomach filled, who cares what else they do?

And know what? There is this bald guy that grabbed me and sent me to a strange bright place. I can't recall what happened to me, but one thing for sure, I feel much lighter now, and in lesser pain. Maybe he isn't that bad after all.

Time for some fun later on, we have a new feline in the neighbourhood. =D